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Ideas. Artifacts. Consequences.

For Really Big Mistakes™

For Really Big Mistakes™

€9

Erases most marketing.

Industrial-grade eraser for moments of excessive confidence.

Ideal for:
  • Rebranding exercises
  • Vision statements
  • Innovation workshops
  • Words like “synergy”

Museum labelMost mistakes fit on a Post-it. The important ones require specialist equipment.

The Happiness Delay Mug™

The Happiness Delay Mug™

€149

Keeps coffee warm. Expectations realistic.

A temperature-controlled mug for people whose best ideas arrive after everyone else has already left the meeting. Battery-powered patience.

Museum labelMost breakthroughs occur fourteen minutes after the meeting ends. Coincidentally, so does most honesty.

Lee’s Flip-Flops™

Lee’s Flip-Flops™

€89

Creative authority. No socks.

Inspired by a generation of creative leaders who somehow convinced global brands to trust them while dressed for a beach holiday.

Not recommended for:
  • Board meetings
  • Snow
  • Corporate conformity

Museum labelThe dress code was never the point. Having a point of view was.

The Ignored Fax Machine™

The Ignored Fax Machine™

€149

Once urgent. Now curated.

The original instant messaging device. Every document beside this machine was once considered important. Years later, a museum employee carefully sorted and stacked them by hand. Nobody has read them since.

Museum labelContains messages that were once considered urgent. The documents were ignored. The stack was not.

The Cybertruck Stainless Steel Ball™

The Cybertruck Stainless Steel Ball™

€39

Reality got a turn.

40mm polished stainless steel sphere. Originally purchased to stop a Cybertruck from rolling away. Now mostly used to stop ideas from doing the same.

Useful for:
  • Testing assumptions
  • Ending meetings
  • Reflecting on poor decisions
  • Preventing unexpected movement

Museum labelEvery strategy survives until reality gets a turn. This one weighs 260 grams and has ended more arguments than most management books.